Youtube Fans Gifts

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Bowled over again!

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Well, we got the grant."

We're With Stupid

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

"Take two aspirin and follow me on TikTok."

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

ABBA

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

Ed Sheeran.

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

Lack of Euro Vision

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

Texting Addicts Anonymous

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

The mummified remains of about 40 Buddhist monks were discovered in China, Mongolia and India. All the mummies were found sitting in the lotus position. Many believe that these monks sat so still, meditated for so long, and slowed their heart rates and body functions so much that they became mummified alive ... and they believe that whether those mummies are 200, 600, or 1,000 years old ... they're still alive. Where'd you hear all that? "Strange Mysteries." It's a Youtube channel. I wrote to th

"What are we?"