Youtube Clip Watcher Gifts

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Tree house.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Och lye the news'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

It's a Dog's life

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Man ignores a football kicked through the window because his attention is on the TV.

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"