Video Watchers Pillows

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Cariactures

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Tree house.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

Bird Torture.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Och lye the news'

Coffee shop

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Incorrect weather forecasts.