Viral Video Watchers Pillows

'Highlight reel on ESPN SportsCenter and ten million hits on YouTube... Dude, you're famous!'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"She's all over YouTube."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

Grumpy Cow

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

'Never mind how many hits you can get on Youtube!'

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'