Viral Video Watcher Pillows

"On the plus side, the video of you lighting that BBQ has gone viral."

"It's not fair. . . thoe cute puppy videos set an impossible standard the rest of us have to live up to!"

'...And this one just allows us to post a video on youtube if the gas makes you say anything wacky.'

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

'Oh, Jeez, that is SO STUPID!!!... Let me see it again.'

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"She's all over YouTube."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Grumpy Cow

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Covid Variants

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

'Never mind how many hits you can get on Youtube!'

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'