Viral Video Watcher Pillows

"On the plus side, the video of you lighting that BBQ has gone viral."

"It's not fair. . . thoe cute puppy videos set an impossible standard the rest of us have to live up to!"

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

'Oh, Jeez, that is SO STUPID!!!... Let me see it again.'

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"She's all over YouTube."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Grumpy Cow

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Covid Variants

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

"God, I was magnificent!"

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

"Sorry, Mom - that clip of you and the squirrel got a lot of views."

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."