Video Watcher Pillows

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"God, I was magnificent!"

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tree house.

Bird Torture.

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Och lye the news'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

It's a Dog's life

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'