Internet Video Watcher Pillows

"Have you seen the video, '20 Things To Do Before You Die'?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Bird Torture.

Tree house.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Och lye the news'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

It's a Dog's life

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"