Viral Video Enthusiasts Pillows

'Do you want to know if your child will be a viral internet sensation?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"She's all over YouTube."

Elephant ass selfie.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

"I don't care how many hits on YouTube you'll get – let go!"

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"Sorry, Mom - that clip of you and the squirrel got a lot of views."