Viral Video Connoisseur Pillows

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Elephant ass selfie.

"She's all over YouTube."

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"I don't care how many hits on YouTube you'll get – let go!"

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"Sorry, Mom - that clip of you and the squirrel got a lot of views."

I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

'Do you want to know if your child will be a viral internet sensation?'

'No Kevin, no one squealed on you. I saw your prank on YouTube.'

'Great news, Mrs. Janoski! We put a video of your tummy-tuck surgery on YouTube, and it's currently ranked second!'

"Didn't I see you on YouTube riding a Roomba?"

"Watch out! You almost got me!"