Viral Video Critic Pillows

'I don't know about you, but even I'm getting bored with all the cat stuff on Facebook.'

"It is so sad to see what's become of him! Can you believe that used to be Pizza Rat."

"She's all over YouTube."

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

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'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

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'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

You've got to stop getting all your history from Youtube and Netflix. Why? Because those are videos. People who make videos are making entertainment. It it's entertaining that means someone's constructed story. If it's a story, that means they left out or twisted whatever doesn't logically fit their narrative as told from one point of view. Accurate history would be completely illogical. Oliver Stone would disagree.

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"On the plus side, the video of you lighting that BBQ has gone viral."

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

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"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

'Do you want to know if your child will be a viral internet sensation?'

"Sorry, Mom - that clip of you and the squirrel got a lot of views."

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

"I don't care how many hits on YouTube you'll get – let go!"

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"