Viral Content Enthusiast Pillows

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Elephant ass selfie.

Boris in Lockdown

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

Grumpy Cow

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

The Flus Brothers

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

'Do you want to know if your child will be a viral internet sensation?'

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

"Sorry, Mom - that clip of you and the squirrel got a lot of views."

"I don't care how many hits on YouTube you'll get – let go!"

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

"Yes, I'm sure! The Failure Virus! It just wiped out Sales and Accounting, and it's headed YOUR way!"