Viral Content Creator Pillows

"The days when that'd be enough to go viral are long gone, my friend."

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

Cow. Just Cow. . . Crickets.

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

'How do you plan on attracting visitors to an antisocial website?'

"This is a disaster - I haven't got my camera!"

'I hope you made extras, because your evite went viral.'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Elephant ass selfie.

"She's all over YouTube."

Boris in Lockdown

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'Catch this!'

The Return of the Germ

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Doctor, I'm dying! Offer me your vaccine."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

Passover Plague

Grumpy Cow

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

The Germ and the Sperm