Viral Video Maker Pillows

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"She's all over YouTube."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"That explains all the cavities."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

Youtube ghost videos...

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"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

"This baby has it all. . . premium leather interior, 17-inch wheels. Touchscreen nav and bluthooth connectivity. Best of all, it comes fully optimized for vertical video."

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

"On the plus side, the video of you lighting that BBQ has gone viral."

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"