Viral Video Architect Pillows

"Oh, I don't like music really, but I want to learn to play the piano to become an internet celebrity..."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Strainspotting

"She's all over YouTube."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Gene Therapy

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"That explains all the cavities."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."