Viral Video Architect Pillows

"Oh, I don't like music really, but I want to learn to play the piano to become an internet celebrity..."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Strainspotting

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"She's all over YouTube."

Gene Therapy

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"That explains all the cavities."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."