Viral Videos Pillows

'I wanted to see which would run out first...battery power or idiots.'

"It's not fair. . . thoe cute puppy videos set an impossible standard the rest of us have to live up to!"

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I don't know about you, but even I'm getting bored with all the cat stuff on Facebook.'

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

"We just got paid 12 cents for watching that 60-second video on company time."

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

'Since I've been wearing a 'No Kitty' patch, I'm down to only one or two internet cat videos a day.'

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

'No, the Harlem Shake isn't on our value menu.'

"Why on earth do all these cats feel the need to post 15 pictures a day of their humans?"

"Say...Aren't you the star of that 'cat versus mirror' video?"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"I know you love fetching, but that won't go viral on youtube...what else you got?"

'Hey, check it out. Our last sighting went viral.'

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

"I don't think my humans love me. They never post any videos of me."

"Didn't I see you on YouTube riding a Roomba?"

"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"

'Guess whose video sighting has gone viral?'

'How do you plan on attracting visitors to an antisocial website?'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

What're we watching tonight? Gadgetpalooza IV!!! 60 Minutes, The Lost Files. Gadgetpalooza. The irredoubtable 60 Minutes. A mad scramble for the remote control. Censored for the sake of the squeamish. The common denominator in an era of too much programming choice: Youtube video showing skateboarding rabbit. Woof. Crash.

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"It is so sad to see what's become of him! Can you believe that used to be Pizza Rat."

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"I don't care how many hits on YouTube you'll get – let go!"

"She's all over YouTube."

"Sorry, Mom - that clip of you and the squirrel got a lot of views."

"This is the Internet wing."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."