Viral Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Bird Flu.

"He used to be that virus that was going around, but now he's just that virus that's sitting around."

COVID FAQs.

Exit

""It is COVID-19 but we caught it fairly early."

"It is COVID-19 but we caught it fairly early."

Boris in Lockdown

"Where were you on vacation?"

"Psst! I've just been reincarnated, anyone knows what variant we're up to?"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

HELLth Food Sprouts

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Catch this!'

Clone Factory

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

The Return of the Germ

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Trump Tariffs

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Inactivists"

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'