Viral Humor Fan Pillows

The Flus Brothers

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

The Brothers Grime

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Trump Poutine

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Beer Parasol.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'More government surveillance!'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'