Viral Humor Fan Pillows

The Flus Brothers

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

Trump Poutine

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

No, I don

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."