Viral Humor Pillows

"Carriers are all we can be! La di da di de-e-e!"

Comicron

Boris in Lockdown

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'Catch this!'

The Return of the Germ

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"Doctor, I'm dying! Offer me your vaccine."

Senseless clowning around

"You folks ready to order?"

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"Lemonade App: $1"

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Passover Plague

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

The Flus Brothers

Cowvid-19

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

The Germ and the Sperm

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'Richard III is spamming us again.'

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'

"You tested positive. But it looks like you're just a carrier."

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

"Yes, back in 2020 your mother and I were locked away with no one but each other. . . why do you as Ko'Rona-Vyress?"

"He used to be that virus that was going around, but now he's just that virus that's sitting around."

"I uploaded my empathy to the cloud."

Zika sexually transmitted

COVID FAQs.

Someone putting parasite ornaments on a tree.

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"