Viral Humor Pillows

"Carriers are all we can be! La di da di de-e-e!"

Comicron

Boris in Lockdown

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'Catch this!'

The Return of the Germ

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Senseless clowning around

"Doctor, I'm dying! Offer me your vaccine."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"You folks ready to order?"

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Passover Plague

"Lemonade App: $1"

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

Cowvid-19

The Flus Brothers

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

The Germ and the Sperm

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

'Richard III is spamming us again.'

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

"You tested positive. But it looks like you're just a carrier."

Someone putting parasite ornaments on a tree.

Zika sexually transmitted

COVID FAQs.

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

"I uploaded my empathy to the cloud."

"Yes, back in 2020 your mother and I were locked away with no one but each other. . . why do you as Ko'Rona-Vyress?"

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

"He used to be that virus that was going around, but now he's just that virus that's sitting around."