Virus Humor Pillows

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

Comicron

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Boris in Lockdown

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'Catch this!'

The trap

The Return of the Germ

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Passover Plague

Sleeping masks

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

"Thank God!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Working from home

Michelangelo's David wearing a face mask

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

The Germ and the Sperm

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Turns out laughter isn't the best medicine."

Nutcracker wearing a mask.

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'

"You tested positive. But it looks like you're just a carrier."

The socially distanced greeting that evolved after Covid-19 infiltrated Vulcan