Virus Humor Pillows

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

Comicron

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Boris in Lockdown

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'Catch this!'

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

The trap

The Return of the Germ

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

Sleeping masks

"Thank God!"

Passover Plague

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Working from home

Michelangelo's David wearing a face mask

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

The Germ and the Sperm

"Turns out laughter isn't the best medicine."

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

Nutcracker wearing a mask.

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'

"You tested positive. But it looks like you're just a carrier."

The socially distanced greeting that evolved after Covid-19 infiltrated Vulcan

Santa's Mask Problem