Viral Humor Admirer Pillows

"I've found the stupidity virus."

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cow's straw

On the brink.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Gym Dog

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Hot Tub Frosty

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Boris in Lockdown

Pea

'Catch this!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"I think I'm coming down with something."

The Return of the Germ

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'I hate surprises!'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

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