Watching Videos Gifts

"It was a complicated surgery, but hey, that's what YouTube videos are for, right?"

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

Are you calling 911?!

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

"How long have you been watching a dog chasing his tail?"

The mummified remains of about 40 Buddhist monks were discovered in China, Mongolia and India. All the mummies were found sitting in the lotus position. Many believe that these monks sat so still, meditated for so long, and slowed their heart rates and body functions so much that they became mummified alive ... and they believe that whether those mummies are 200, 600, or 1,000 years old ... they're still alive. Where'd you hear all that? "Strange Mysteries." It's a Youtube channel. I wrote to th

You're watching tv on a laptop?! That's so stupid. Watch it, windbag. You're talking about the latest big thing, tone of great programming available for free on the internet. Really? It looks to me like a bunch of skateboarders running into things, and dogs doing tricks. You and your internet are total losers! War.

Fight fight fight. What's going on? It's Rudy and Sadie. On the verge of a brawl. Sadie says internet videos are mindless narcissistic garbage. Rudy's taking it personally and bringing the hard stuff. Look at the kitty licking a cute baby's face. Can't breathe.

We don't laugh at the same YouTube videos anymore.

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

What're you doing?! Your contract forbids you from watching "cute baby videos" on YouTube. Cute baby videos lead to employees wanting to have cute babies of their own. Having babies leads to employees asking for raises and time off. I don

"Shhh - I'm trying to watch videos of people borrowing books from the library."

'We don't have time for TV at our house. We're too busy playing videos of my formative years.'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

'Okay. Job hunting. Pure focus. No distractions.'

Find that clip of the pelican eating the pigeon. - 'No, we've already seen it a dozen times.' - 'Find it!!!' - 'Gah! Alright!' - 'Ha, ha, ha! That is unlucky pigeon!' - 'Gah! Why am I watching this again?!'

"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

"I told you Miley's twerking video wasn't going to be pretty!"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I, TikTok."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Slip Ahoy!'

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

E=Equals

Danger Noodle tho bored