Video Platform Professional Gifts

"It's pride month at YouTube and the gays are in a tizzy over hate speech. We might have to ban hundreds of channels according to... out own rules."

Trial by Media

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

If nobody had invented graphics

Gay Times...

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Local News in Heaven

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Reporter #6: television.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

Free press.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Classic News.

News for Sale

Sisyphean task with the free press.