Video Visionaries Gifts

'Okay boys, the single is terrible but if we can make a nasty video for it that gets banned, we got us a No1'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

Filming Christmas

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Zoom Wedding

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"This one will go with everything,

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Gina soon regretted asking her father to videotape the wedding.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'