Digital Visionaries Gifts

'Digital-Age Mirage.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Zoom Wedding

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

You have reached the end of your brain...

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Write about robots."

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Paperless office.

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Spell-Check Bee

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…