Video Entrepreneur Gifts

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

US v.s. Tech Giants

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Online Shopping.

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

Mega Corp: An Incubator for emerging technologies.