Video Platform Viewer Prints

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Black hole setting

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

Danger Noodle tho bored

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

"Beware of watchdog."

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Abstract Paintings.

"God, I was magnificent!"

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

They all have such big nostrils.

"Have you seen the video, '20 Things To Do Before You Die'?"

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

'That's not the news, I left my video game on,'

'Moby Dick? Let's see ... Would you like the DVD, the podcast or the interpretive dance?'

Jeff's performance review worries dissolved when he stumbled upon the YouTube video of his supervisor at Mardi Gras a few years ago.

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5