Vista Viewer Gifts

Black hole setting

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Airplane Mode.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"All I see is more trees."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

"Beware of watchdog."

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'

'Now that my wife has had laser eye surgery, she's insisting we move to someplace with a better view.'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

The Virus de Milo

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

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Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

'That's not the news, I left my video game on,'

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'