Vista Viewer Mugs

Black hole setting

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Airplane Mode.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"All I see is more trees."

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

"Beware of watchdog."

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'

'Now that my wife has had laser eye surgery, she's insisting we move to someplace with a better view.'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

The Virus de Milo

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

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Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

'That's not the news, I left my video game on,'