Vigilant Viewer Gifts

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"That's the preacher's dog."

Scarecrows guarding a field

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

You can relax now.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

America is first!

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Guns won't help

The Covid Tail

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

A footballer is having an eye test.

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

New Indian Strain of Coronavirus

Pandemic - A global virus