Vigilance Admirer Gifts

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Mensa Does Improv

Scarecrows guarding a field

The wine-shop

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Spy Satellite

Sheepdog Security

Super-ego Surveillance

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

Beacon Theatre

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

Roger Stone offers the DOJ the key to Trump's closet.

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

'I met my wide when I spotted her on one of our surveillance cameras.'

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'