Intelligence Admirer Gifts

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

Mensa Does Improv

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"Remember the marine biologist? Now, that was brain food."

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

Adorable Brilliant Plays dumb to get ahead

Claus 2.0

The DaVinci Code

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Reading my Critics

'You know too much,'

Robocop and Juliet.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Robot Jogger

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Magic Tricks

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

The wine-shop

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.