Wealth Viewfinder Gifts

'Tell me about yourself, your dreams, your plans. Your big house in the country.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Great Chinese Dynasties

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Money god

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."