Vacation Viewfinder Gifts

Guy on beach watching scenery on tv screen.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Tourists in Egypt

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Airplane Mode.

Heading off with a packed bag

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Energy saving mode

"Life after death"

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Segregated Beach

Summertime.

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

School holidays