Vacation Viewfinder Gifts

Guy on beach watching scenery on tv screen.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Heading off with a packed bag

Airplane Mode.

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Energy saving mode

Travelogue

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"Life after death"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Segregated Beach

Summertime.

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

School holidays

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."