View Chasers Gifts

"I’ve no clue if money can buy happiness. All I know is it bought this view."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Airplane Mode.

Strive to win!

Happy Champion

"Well, now we've seen it."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"All I see is more trees."

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

'We're in a hurry.'

Chasing Covid Variants

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

Angel with speed camera.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Media Whore Raceway.

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

'He's training for a career in law.'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

'Go to Daddy!'

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'

A stranger in paradise.

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

'Now that my wife has had laser eye surgery, she's insisting we move to someplace with a better view.'

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!