View Chasers T-Shirts

"I’ve no clue if money can buy happiness. All I know is it bought this view."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Airplane Mode.

Strive to win!

Happy Champion

"Well, now we've seen it."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Chasing Covid Variants

"All I see is more trees."

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'We're in a hurry.'

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

Angel with speed camera.

Media Whore Raceway.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'He's training for a career in law.'

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

'Go to Daddy!'

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'

A stranger in paradise.

'Now that my wife has had laser eye surgery, she's insisting we move to someplace with a better view.'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!