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'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"Well, now we've seen it."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

Economics journalist

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

Marvin P. Tisdale is plucked from obscurity and returned there in record time.

' I'm sick of having to use this pigsty!..What does a guy have to do,to gain access to the executive wash-room in this company?! '

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

'Glorious day'

'It's quite an inspiring story. He started out in the mailroom and within two years had clawed his way to the very top!'

"It's not the fast track I had in mind."

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

Sheen-clown party!

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

"The word is a prominent Republican is going to announce that he's not going to run for president..."

'Me? Running? Oh, for heaven's sake! Whatever gave you that idea?'

Congratulations on your promotion, Bob, but I should tell you that no one has lasted over a month at the Department of What Could Possibly Go Wrong.

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.