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'Are you SURE this isn't a pre-existing condition?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"I am not asking for directions."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"You are here"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Set sail

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

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