Vantage Seeker Gifts

'These are great seats, Kenny'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The star hunters

Airplane Mode.

"Do you have an appointment?"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"All the celebrities come here."

Hospital Departments

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

First past the post.

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'It's Blurred.'

'I win!'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Nutritional Supplements.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Children's questions

"Who's the artist?"

"All I see is more trees."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"Question authority"

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'