Vending Victory Seeker Gifts

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

First Prize!

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

First past the post.

'I win!'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Nutritional Supplements.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Crisis of values

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"If I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!"

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Swimming Champion.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

"What's next?"

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Champion.