Vending Victory Seeker Gifts

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

First Prize!

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First past the post.

'I win!'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Nutritional Supplements.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Bradley Wiggins

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Crisis of values

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"If I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!"

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Swimming Champion.

"What's next?"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Salvage Hunters

Have you seen this toaster?

Champion.