Victory Seeker Gifts

First past the post.

Athletic Department 'IN' and 'OUT' trays

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

'I win!'

Jenny always won. That's what mattered.

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

Prize Giving.

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

'Did the bloke in the white shirt win?'

"It's the spirit of the game that matters... We bat... we bowl... they lose."

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Boom

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Strive to win!

Hospital Departments

First Prize!

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Happy Champion

'It's Blurred.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Nutritional Supplements.

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

Bradley Wiggins

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

François Guizot

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."