Attempting to a Political Career
Vote Seeker Gifts
Searching for a gift for a vote seeker? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful items that highlight their dedication to voting and making their voice heard. Perfect for activists, voters, and democracy enthusiasts, these products add a touch of humor and encouragement to their passion for civic participation.
Trial by Media
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"Good boy."
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."
'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'
The Three Wise Queens
"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
Group Think Time
'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'
Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.
"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."
Likes: $2.
'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'
I love Lawyers
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."
"Now that's a win."
Your enemy is defeated by Fate
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme
Government a la Carte
"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."
Perils of the double play.
Arizona In Black
MLK
"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."
Liberty Chained to its Freedom
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'
"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."
Airplane Mode.
'I think I'll become a lawyer.'
Truth
Vote Seeker Gifts Collection
Vote Seeker Mugs
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Vote Seeker Pillows
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Vote Seeker Prints
Browse our selection of prints that bring a creative and inspiring touch to your civic passion.
Vote Seeker T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts that make a statement about voting and democracy. Perfect for every civic-minded wardrobe.