Victory Seeker T-Shirts

First past the post.

Athletic Department 'IN' and 'OUT' trays

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

'I win!'

Jenny always won. That's what mattered.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

Prize Giving.

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

'Did the bloke in the white shirt win?'

"It's the spirit of the game that matters... We bat... we bowl... they lose."

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Boom

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

First Prize!

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Hospital Departments

Strive to win!

Happy Champion

'It's Blurred.'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Nutritional Supplements.

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'We're in a hurry.'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

François Guizot

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull