Advantage Seeker Gifts

'Big advantage!!'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Ahhh... close enough."

Butterfly Woman

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

How leaders fail

' A good idea '

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Pirate

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell