Advantage Seeker Pillows

'Big advantage!!'

"Looks like we found the issue."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Butterfly Woman

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Easter Island legs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

' A good idea '

How leaders fail

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Desert Island Meals.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Beach con-man.

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

Pirate

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.