Attention Seeker Gifts

'Read all about it! My therapy group says I have an irrational need to be the center of attention.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"My time as a CEO? Oh, I just made that part up to get your attention."

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"Now will you pay attention to me?"

"Just wondering - after you steal my thunder, what do you do with it?"

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

'Ignore him - philosophers will do anything to attract attention.'

'Check out the glowing biography of me on Wikipedia. I wrote it myself.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is get a client's attention."

NOTICE ME

"Now be honest with me, Miss LaRue, you like people staring at you,don't you?"

'Could you diagnose something exotic for my status updates on facebook?'

"LinkedIn has finally paid off - it got me two new followers on Twitter."

"Asks a lot of questions" Venn Diagram

'Mom, how did people force their 'Look At me' moments down your throat before Facebook?'

'The urge to share the minutia of your hour-to-hour existence is actually a cry for attention...or just another day on Facebook.'

'Why do you keep acting like I'm invisible?'

'She only does it for attention!'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'The fine art of being famous for being famous...The industry standard is to be the most obnoxious one on a reality show...'

Tired of competing with his girlfriend's cat for attention, Mike tries to frame Mr. Snookums.

Mentioning 'Sex'

Running coast to coast for attention.

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'It has to be all about you, doesn't it?'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'Really, Darling, if Daddy didn't already have a running mate, I'm sure he'd consider you.'

"What a surprise. Greg making the night all about him."

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"Listen closely. This is going to be vintage Eddie."

"Can I have your autograph?"

"How do you like the new lipstick?"