Focus Seeker Gifts

"Can't we just this once, for God's sake, stay on topic?"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"I have to get this project finished."

"This one is less distracting."

'Red bull really helps me focus, you know what I mean?'

'His mind keeps on wandering.'

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

"Being study buddies will definitely help us stay focused. Pay and Bea study together and they get A's!"

Time flies on social media

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Where your mind & battle are los

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Likes: $2.

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Courage. Love.

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"All the celebrities come here."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Hospital Departments

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'It's Blurred.'

"Once more, with fury."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

Before and After Thomas Edison

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...