Focus Warrior Gifts

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Where your mind & battle are los

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"We got the cactus account!"

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"It helps me stay focused."

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

'I'd like the short form instead...'

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The New Business Power Suit

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"I have to get this project finished."

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."