Focus Warrior Mugs

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Where your mind & battle are los

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"We got the cactus account!"

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"It helps me stay focused."

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

The New Business Power Suit

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'