Vantage Seeker Prints

'These are great seats, Kenny'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The star hunters

Airplane Mode.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"All the celebrities come here."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Hospital Departments

First past the post.

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'I win!'

'It's Blurred.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Nutritional Supplements.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"Question authority"

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

Children's questions

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"All I see is more trees."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"Who's the artist?"

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.