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"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

The lovely - and extremely rare - O.C.D. Butterflies.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Perils of the double play.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Airplane Mode.

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I just..."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Do kids eat free?"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

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'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Giant Sale!

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"All I see is more trees."